Random Thoughts As We Age ...or Are We Just Grumpy?

[trt]

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have white hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs
work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no"
which is shorter than "yes" .

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant
which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!

And, of course… Have I sent this to you already… or did you send this to me?

[Elina]

Hi trt, I find myself reflecting a lot lately. Like the other day I had to go out & I walked the journey & was thinking about the age I am & how unbelievable it is to have reached it. I don't feel it (in my head) ... it's just the shell of our bodies that give that away. Then out of the blue I bumped in to an old school friend & we talked of our children & different stages of their childhood & the scholarship run, & when I finally walked away I felt quite emotional. It was like this lady had flipped through a calender of chapters from my life. I'm quite happy to be where I'm at now, though I feel strangers view me quite differently to who 'I' am. It's quite amusing sometimes.

[Elina]

' school run '

[jourdain2]

Love 'em! Some were, of course, serious, as in 'of course I talk to myself'!.

[jourdain2]

^^ I went and hit the wrong button! Does anyone talk to anyone better for advice?

[Elina]

Me too jourdain, it's usually a conversation with someone from work I imagine having ;0?

[Psybbo]

Trt, do you feed my dreams?

[glenbar]

Thank you for that,it really cheered me up.

[petal54]

join the club that won't let me join

[trt]

## I am & how unbelievable it is to have reached it. I don't feel it (in my head) ... it's just the shell of our bodies that give that away. ##

## I'm quite happy to be where I'm at now, though I feel strangers view me quite differently to who 'I' am. It's quite amusing sometimes. ##

So true Elina, thats how I feel.

## Trt, do you feed my dreams? ##

I doubt it Psybbo :-), but I do have a lot of dreams about the past.

[Mags22]

Lol ! Definitely rang a bell!
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