I Have More Money Than I Know What To Do With.

[sandyRoe]

So if anybody wants to take advantage of this generous offer they're welcome to use the reference number supplied. All I ask is that you spend it wisely. ☺

"We wish to notify you that You are one of the lucky winners of windows Live Award Network Online Program and You have won the sum of {Three Million Pounds £3,000.000.00} Cash from window Live Award Network Online Program and your email address was generated in the recently drawn of Network Online Program for First Quarter of the Year 2015.Payment Payable through our Paying Agent in South Africa.

This Unique Program is Organized Every year to create and improve a larger awareness record for all internet usage for worldwide.This Unique Program is Organized Every year to create and improve a larger awareness record for all internet usage worldwide. All the winners were selected automatically World Wide through a computer draw system and emails were generated from over 100, 000.00 internet email service providers. from U.S.A, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates,Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, South America, Australia and Asia and Africa Continent.

Kindly note that Your Ref: ZA-15-27-39/WAP/2015 falls within our Afro booklet Regional Headquarters representative office in Johannesburg, South Africa as indicated in the play coupon. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed to avoid double claim."

[ladyalex]

Looks like you've blown it, though, Sandy.
They said to keep it confidential.
Dash!
All those spondulicks trickling away back to Africa.....

Never mind, I'm sure you will win again, possibly from Nigeria next time.
I hear lots of people win from Nigeria.

[grasscarp]

"For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential"
Sandy you have no right to break the terms of the information being sent to you. Security is important and it would be very dangerous for us to use your unique reference number - however tempting........

[bookbinder]

There's no mention of your having to part with any money, sandy, so it really looks as if this is genuine! Congratulations! You won't forget us when you're rich and famous, will you?

[grasscarp]

Snap Ladyalex. Only us ladies fully read and understand these things!

[ladyalex]

:-)) Grasscarp.
How is OH now?
(Sorry for hijack, Sandy)

[grasscarp]

No better lady Alex. In hospital for 2 months now. Thanks for asking x

[ladyalex]

Sorry to hear that, grasscarp.
What a miserable time for you both.
Try to keep your spirits up, if you can.

[mazie]

Sorry to hear that grass. Keep your spirits up xxx

(sorry sandy x)

[DTCwordfan]

reply, I have forwarded this to the South African Police who, I am sure, will arrange for a baton-forced entry, waterboarding and electric torture.

carpy, sorry to hear that news.....

[murraymints]

any point me sending you a begging letter Sandy ?... sorry 'bout that Carpy xx

[grasscarp]

Sandy, apologies for this going off topic, however I am very comforted by kind wishes here. Thank you so much all.

[sandyRoe]

My post was only an attempt at a bit of humour. The good wishes you got, Grassarp, lift the thread way above that.

[murraymints]

:o) big hugs xx

[Psybbo]

Best wishes to your OH and you, Grass x

[wolf63]

Some of the emails are so badly written that they are amusing.

Do criminals not take pride in their work anymore?