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A Case Of Interpretation
A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a
cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all
sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece
of ass?" "Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped
the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why
not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now
so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?""Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did
for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all. But where ah
come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a
piece of ass for mah drink."
cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all
sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece
of ass?" "Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped
the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why
not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now
so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?""Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did
for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all. But where ah
come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a
piece of ass for mah drink."
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