How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

[Shaglene]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

[vetuste_ennemi]

LOL.

Un Anglais dans un restaurant :

– Garçon, il y a un mouche dans ma soupe !
– Ah non, monsieur, c’est UNE mouche.

Et l’anglais de répondre :

– Ah ? Vous avez de bons yeux…

[NoMercy]

You could pull its wings off. If it cries like a baby, it's male. If it winces whilst carrying on with the ironing whilst simultaneously making multiple meals to put in the freezer, it's female.

[mhd14]

First catch a fly. But be careful you don't hurt her/him. Now tie the fly. You have to very careful wile undressing the fly. You have to wear a mask to hide your identity. If it's male- OK. But if it's female she might shout so on a precautionary measure tie the mouth as well. As soon as the underwear goes down, you can see what's there. And there you go, mission accomplished!!!!! Kudos :)