No idea where the simon comes from !
hur hur hur - snorts one prole - triumphantly, takes a swig of cider or echo falls, and spits dismissively in the corner
John Simon was Lord Chancellor, topry MP and Judge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Simon,_1st_Viscount_Simon
who begat Jocelyn Simon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Simon,_Baron_Simon_of_Glaisdale
who begat Peregrine Simon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Simon
who was in my year - distantly
God you proles are ruled by the great and good
and dont even know their names ! - Sir or M'Lud will do
Similarly for Bean LJ - ( that's enough appeal ct judges, - ed)