Well, I've heard just about everything now!!
You don't want to make a decision for them? One as simple as registering their birth? But you made a pretty big decision didnt you when you decided to have the child. Did you consult the child on that decision? And you're going to have a hell of a lot of decisions to make in the coming days/months/years for this child. That's what parents do though, they take responsibility for their child.
You don't need the services or benefits that society offers? You mean that you never step outside your front door, walk on a public street? What will happen when your child is sick and you need the services of an ambulance or A&E? Oh, sorry yes, you'll wait till the child is old enough till it can tell you what it wants to do!
Dear oh Lord! We get them all on here!