Thong News

[joggerjayne]

Good Morning. In place of The Mail On Saturday, here is today's Thong News.

Victoria's Secret Sued

A Los Angeles woman is suing pantie company Victoria's Secret. She claims she was injured by one of the company's thongs (yes, really!!)

Macrida Patterson, 52, says she was trying on the thong when a decorative metal bit flew off and hit her in the eye.

Thong Bandits

Colorado police have caught say two suspected robbers dubbed the "thong bandits", who used women's underwear to disguise themselves (yes, really!!)

The two men used thongs as masks, but the underwear did not cover enough of their faces, and they were recognized on a CCTV recording.

And finally ...

Here, for the hard of hearing, are todays whale tails ...

http://www.amazing-planet.net/slike/underwear/ Whale_Tail.jpg

[joggerjayne]

We apologise for the technical problems with the last broadcast. We are not able to bring you today's whale tails ...

http://img35.picoodle.com/img/img35/6/10/23/ea hennin/f_whale1m_d4cb51a.jpg

http://www.fileitunder.com/uploaded_images/uma -thurman_thong-772334.jpg

[Doc_Spock]

Isn't is annoying when you spend all that time typing and nobody can be bothered.

[leyenda_tres]

Hi jayne
off to suppliers so will be away until lunchtime.
Glad youre well.
Please post thongy piccy to keep us guys happy.

Well it would be rude not to .




Thong you for the memories .


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DIDDY THIS HELP YIEEEEEEE THE NOOOOO ?






( LEGGY CLOCKS OFF AFTER 5 MINUTES )

[logic]

well, all i can say, is that if they were wearing knickers over their heads, they must have looked right, C*nts.

[sara3]

I'm not sure that thongs should be worn by 52 year olds. is that right???!