Oh wow, I'm not sure where to start with your post! Is this a wind up? Are you being serious? On the off chance that you are...
Basically they make the street look and sound like a mess! People talking, passing the time of the day with their work collegues, neighbours and friends is making your street look a mess????
Anyway, my problem is last night the neighbours had a noisy party., it was a Saturday night, alot of people have parties on Saturdays. Sure it might have annoyed you, but if it was a one off, I'd let it go.
I could have coped with that but it was 2-4 men who were sat at the table fondling each others bits through their jeans!!- exactly how long were you looking (read spying) on them for?
Not only is this sick, - why? would you be equally disgusted if they were men and women?