Spud-U-Might-Like

[Trojanfarce]

Three sister potatoes were siting chatting about the future.
''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a King Edwards'', said the first.
''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal'', said the second.
''Well,'' said the third, ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry John Motson''
''John Motson?? You can't can't marry him'', said the first.
''Why not?''
''Well, cos he's a commentator.''

[lindylou16]

Double groan