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Ten things that sound dirty in law, but aren't.

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MWB | 09:44 Fri 31st Jul 2009 | ChatterBank
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10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He's one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?

I was asked to put this in CB. I had put it in Law.
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He he LOL
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Think you can get me off? Tee Hee.

Tis funny, eh rinky?
Great start to a Friday morning!

I'm assuming the bods in Law did not appreciate it!
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there..
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Only one answer in Law so far, rinky. They seemed to like it.

NZ got rid of the wigs years ago, spacey. Bummer.
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
HA HA HA,
So he was up before the magistrate. Eh.?
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Boom, boom, logic!
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Not too far from the truth there, spacy.

Lawyer Rob Moodie officially becomes Miss Alice..........

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm? c_id=1&objectid=10406977
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Yeah, lol.
perhaps they should get in a time machine and bring them back?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm? c_id=1&objectid=10587745

Will it stand up in court?
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Ah, but that was in Mangere in the North Island. They're all weird up there.

I'm in the South Island - we're eccentric.
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