i need recruits for my new political party the perks are.........

[stokemaveric]

a 6 day weekend...everyone will be o 75k a year...everyone can claim allowances on homes that dont exist...you can all have a recess between july and october...and you can employ your spouse/siblings so that you can double/treble your incomes...all that i ask in return that you lie to the public...anyone interested???????

[Bobbisox]

so does that mean you up against the Purple Plebs stokey?

[milliezoe]

Sorry stokey already signed up to the plebs and we have more generous perks because I sign them off and I am very lenient

[daftgrandad]

Hang on stoke,can you handle this ?
The whole of the membership of the Houses of Lords and Commons,are even as I
speak attempting to sign up !

[Bobbisox]

this is the first sign of a coup milliezoe
we need contingency plans drawn up, we need a Minister for Contingents..LOL

[stokemaveric]

yes im up against the plebs i am the bnp...the british naughty party...i will throw a few ''extras'' i for my new recruits lol....

[stokemaveric]

daftgrandad you are right my e mail in box now reads 678...lol

[milliezoe]

If stokey comes to us I will allow him anything his heart desires !!!!!!

[bigfoot3000]

You want me to become a hypocritical two faced back stabbing criminal who constantly lies and has no morals?
WHERE CAN I SIGN UP!

[stokemaveric]

mmmmm is that a bribe milliezoe???????

[milliezoe]

Absolutely stokey you can have holidays no limit expenses all signed off by me !!! and 100.000 per year

[steg]

what's your policies on Scottish independence?

[Bobbisox]

we are open to bribes of money and houses + flipped mortgages in these early times of our PP stokey

[society]

Are you interested in white lies? Will there be a training session?

[stokemaveric]

steg my policy on scotland is to impose a immediate ban on everything scottish lol...bobbisox i have just flipped my mortgage over .....to yours...lol

[daftgrandad]

stoke,us P,Plebs are now are very strong party,gaining unexpected support every day
from certain areas.
We have a strong leader,who is preparing spokespersons to rival anyone. !!
Your mandate will have to be better,its been tried before and people are now against it !!
Regards ( The soon to be Rt Hon ) dg

[Bobbisox]

errrm maybe I got it wrong stokey..lol

[stokemaveric]

there is a training session down at my local society tonight at 7.30 prompt...

[milliezoe]

Welcome to the plebs stokey for your loyalty to our party we will give you a golden hello of 100.000 and a trip to thailand for you and your family at our expense

[Bobbisox]

see stokey
The Purple Plebs are the future of this country, you will never have to ride in the lower class section of a train again..

[boxtops]

Stoke, I am sorry but bobbi commissioned a shedload of purple bunting from me, and if I defect from the PLEBS to another party now (despite the £75K salary being a big nagnet) I will never be able to sell it all on eBay. We wuz here first.... but if looks like your BNP will be great fun - bobbi, could we perhaps have a joint conference?