Nicolas Cage: Vampire?

[AB Editor]

http://www.sheknows.c...e-a-civil-war-vampire

The listing states:

"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."

So, with the proof that the Vampire Mafia has clearly taken over Hollywood, which other A-listers do you suspect of being a Vampire?

[B00]

Justin Beiber.

Sent to torture us all.

[didoatwork]

He may be a vampire but he is made of wood when it comes to acting!

[Frank97]

Not sure about Hollywood A-listers but I'm sure George Osborne is one! He doesn't walk he glides.

[jackthehat]

Of course he's a vampire..........have you never seen his films?

In the main, they reeaaalllyy suck..............:o)

[emmie]

i think he is weird, but the photo is a pretty good likeness.
Jim Carrey is most definitely one, one look at those teeth has me reaching for the onions, or is that garlic....

[B00]

I like Nicholas Cage!

[Frank97]

You're right there JTH!

[mccfluff]

lol jack and spot on :-)

[andy-hughes]

That's nothing like NC - the guy has his own hair for a start!

Nicholas Cage could never be a vampire, you need style, charisma, sex appeal, and talent, as well as your own hair - NC is falling short on all of those!

[B00]

Hey!

:-(

[emmie]

AH, you mustn't mention the hair, he's very sensitive about it apparently.

[andy-hughes]

em10 - i have no problem with anyone being sensitive about being bald - no-one is thrilled about it - but if i had his career and his money, I would learn to be bald graciosuly, like Bruce Willis, and accept, as I accept, that really, no-one cares.

[andy-hughes]

Sorry boo!

[craft1948]

Peter Mandelson.............biggest leech I've ever seen.

[B00]

They're everywhere now!

http://www.dailymail....anger-photo-eBay.html

[pa___ul3]

Fairuza Balk has to be a vampire, there's no way she can't be!
Mila Kunis too perhaps with her dark Eastern European heritage.

That vampire can't be Nicolas Cage, it's a well known fact that vampires can't do one armed press ups!

[andy-hughes]

If she is Paul, I'm up for a little blood-letting ...!

[LoftyLottie]

I like Nicolas Cage too BOO :o(

[LoftyLottie]

I think Jim Carey is seriously frightening.