What On Earth Has Happened.

[nicebloke1]

I've not heard Slade playing their Xmas song in the shops.

I hear Chris Rea is still travelling home for Xmas.

[Patsy33]

Thank god  for that!..

[ToraToraTora]

are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?

[Hazlinny]

Santa Claus is coming to town .... 🎅

[Tilly2]

Chris Rea must live a long way away from home.

[ToraToraTora]

Yes Tilly but I'll wager he'll drive home for xmas.

[dave50]

Too bl***y early!

[Patsy33]

I read recently its not Christmas till Noddy Holder tells us.

'IT'S CHRISTMAS!!'

[Sipowicz]

Bad news for Chris Rea........his car failed it's M.O.T.!!!!!!!

[douglas9401]

Word on the street is they've been sleighed.

[jackthehat]

Patsy33 got in whilst I was looking for this....

https://ibb.co/pnvnTjM

[Buenchico]

Maybe stores are trying to save money?
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/asda-radio-royalty-free-supermarket-petition-staff-b1182086.html

[wolf63]

I was working in our local Oxfam shop this morning.  The guy on the till manage to find a CD with the most nauseating Christmas music.  

The CD won't be there next week.  It will disappear, never to be found again.

[rowanwitch]

Still surviving death by Mariah  carey,.... We got fed up with using Last Christmas.... It's getting harder as more shops switch to their Christmas playlists.

[ynnafymmi]

As long as i dont hear that British/Irish band caterwauling about New York Fairytales,i will be beyond happy.

[barney4444]

Apparently Noddy Holder  refers to his christmas song as the best pension plan ever.  

[Cloverjo]

Jona Louie's Stop the Calvary is another. He never meant it to be a Christmas song, but it somehow is because of the line "Wish I could be home for Christmas." He's done very well out of the royalties. 
I do love that song and Fairytale of New York. 

 

[ladybirder]

So do I Clover. Was playing it a couple of days ago.

[ladybirder]

Fairytale of New York I mean.

[DTCwordfan]

Silence nice, holey nice
Not all is calm, not all is bright
Round yon Naomi, Pasta  and Prudie, so wild
A Holy Bloke so cragged and mild
A drink in heavenly AB peace
Sleep in heavenly AB peace

[Verse 2]
Silent nice, holey nice one bloke
Untitled Shepherds quake at the woke
Glories stream from TTT afar
Heavenly  AB trolls sing Alleluia
nicebloke1 is born
nicebloke1 is born

[Verse 3]
Silent nice, holybloke 
Son of ABEd, love's purely broke
Radiant beams from Khandro' face
With the News of redemption disgraced
nicebloke1 full of mirth                                                  nicebloke1 such little worth