Cheryl texts Ashley to say Marriage is over! About time !

[oscarina]

Apparently Cheryl has informed Ashley by text that she wants a divorce and for him to be out of the marital home when she arrives back from L.A. How long have we got to put up with all these celebs and footballers messing around, more important things in life than Footballers wives and mistresses and slags and wannabees!!

[jno]

I see you're keeping up with it though?

[poodicat]

Yep oscarina we have to change things so our next generation dont look up to this media barrage

[snags]

''more important things in life than Footballers wives and mistresses and slags and wannabees!!''

No, no, no... it is the stuff that chat forums are made of!

[oscarina]

jno! When you read the newspapers and listen to the news you can't avoid it. Do you want me to hide away and not keep up to date with current affairs!!

[Captin Kirk]

The papers and magazines are always right ...

[jno]

I've heard the names but don't know much about them - Ashley is a footballer? (I don't follow football) And presumably Cheryl is his wife but I don't know anything about her at all. And their marriage is in trouble. But that's just from reading this Q. And yet I do read newspapers... but if they mention the Coles I presume I just skate over it without noticing. And if they're on Chennel 4 News I expect I must have fallen asleep by the time they reach this news.

[jno]

thanks tonyted, obliged to you for keeping me up with the Zeitgeist. I must go to a pub and drop their names into the conversation.

[jno]

So I should start the conversation by saying 'Worrr, that Cheryl Cole, with an accent like that it's no wonder she prefers to text'?

[jno]

oh yes, not around the Cheddar gorge or Parmesanshire then.

[Androcles]

Does anybosy actually give a toss?