One for the road, A Royal ode..........

[ELVIS68]

So now it`s all done and dusted
Wills and Kate are now man and wife
I hope they break Royal tradition
And stay together for life

The ceremony was a star studded affair
With Elton, Posh and Becks
Although Victoria looked a miserable cow
Like a wasp was in her kecks

The balcony kiss was waited for
Millions were gripped like a vice
Not only did he kiss her once
He went and kissed her twice

Prince Phillip was busy looking elsewhere
And he missed the RAF fly pass
He was busy with the brides sister
And eyeying up her nice arse

All in all it`s been a nice day
And when the sun shone in the sky
Let`s hope it was the missing guest
The delightful Lady Di

[soaps]

Nice one ELVIS.. Were the Beckhams and Elton the only celebs there ?

[ELVIS68]

From what I saw of it they was, probably more but the cameras kept showing them