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Constipated Ed, in that he had feelings deep inside and deeply embedded, but just couldn't get them out...... A triple dose of Senokot wouldn't have got that man to have said anything remotely loving or soppy.
The British Legion chair incident involved green crimplene trouser suits (we were only 10), a bellringers lunch function, laughing so hard we wee'd ourselves on the green canvas chairs leaving huge obvious stains & a suspicious odour, and blaming the tea lady for walking past with a kettle and spilling water onto our seats..... Don didn't fall for that one.