John Stape in Corrie

[joeluke]

Before the coppers catch up with him maybe he could bump a few of the pointless characters off?

Sean and his boyfriend, and the tranny for starters

[jackthehat]

Does your TV not receive other channels than ITV ?

[dotty.]

nowt wrong with a tranny,. I had a cracking little binatone that i used to lsiten to during maths lessons, Killer Banks was our maths teacher and he was deaf as a post

[joeluke]

Yeah it can pick up Babestation now and again

[sara3]

joeluke, you really need to pack up and move to a remote island.

[joeluke]

Only if you'll come with me and be my girl friday sara!

[sara3]

excuse me while I kill myself...

[ummmm]

lol

[B00]

There ya go Joe.

http://www.guardian.c...ansay-island-for-sale

I'll come with you, im fairly easy to upkeep, you don't want sara, far too high maintenance.

;-)

[joeluke]

You can bring your knitting along with you if you like

[joeluke]

Boo.......you're far too opinionated for me I'm afraid, sara would be far more of a pushover

[sara3]

I don't knit, but if I was stuck on a desert island with you.. I'd knit a man to have a sensible conversation with.

[B00]

is that a polite way of saying im a gobby cow??

Hmppph!

[sara3]

and I'm a doormat, lol!

in your dreams, matey.

[ummmm]

He likes you playing hard to get Sara...

[sara3]

he's getting nothing on a plate, ummmm. or anywhere else!

[B00]

<sniffs dejectedly>

:-(

[joeluke]

On a plate, on the sofa, on the kitchen table

I really don't mind

[sara3]

look, have B00.. she's up for it!

[sara3]

actually, sounding a bit like a George Michael song there ;o)

come out of the closet, joeluke.. Mick is waiting for you!

[TTG]

I think the John Stape character is very funny. I love the way someone asks him a question and then he stutters before coming up with an answer. "Where were you last night John?" "Errr...I was...err ummmmmmm last night....errrrr I was on an errand for a friend".