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Jemisa | 14:13 Thu 09th Jun 2011 | Jokes
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give

you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries

, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of Sugar.'
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.....and thats where Sugar comes from...er...oh???
14:15 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Very good. But I would prepare to duck or go into hiding if I was you.
14:15 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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As you might have guessed that should have been SH1T but the little gnome was waiting with his pencil.

jem
14:18 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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very very true Jem x
14:19 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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Give her love & you will get it back 1.000 fold.Ron.
14:21 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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and if you give her a divorce she'll take the lot..............
14:22 Thu 09th Jun 2011

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