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The truth is sometimes humerous.!!
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A friend of mine was the Senior Sales Co-ordinator for a factory in Mid-wales which produced Rubber goods.( Babies Dummies, Swim Caps, Contraceptives, etc.)
One day he received an order from Russia for a supply of 18inch contraceptives and was complimented by the Managing Director for having broken into what had been a closed market to Western countries. However, because of the size of the contraceptives, my friend suggested to the MD that there had been an error with the order and it should be reading as 18cms.(approx7inches)
The MD disagreed on the basis that Russian Intelligence knew that his company was supplying markets in the USA and they were playing at International Politics in the hope that the Americans would think that perhaps Russians were superior to them, in all ways.(Space flights, Armaments etc.) The MD intimated that the goods would not go on sale in Russia but further orders would ensue. However, the MD, being aware that welsh folk are sometimes regarded as half-wits, issued the following instruction.:-
"Tool-up for 18inch, make sure all packaging is printed with a Welsh Dragon and is clearly endorsed...'Made in Wales, medium size'
Ron.
One day he received an order from Russia for a supply of 18inch contraceptives and was complimented by the Managing Director for having broken into what had been a closed market to Western countries. However, because of the size of the contraceptives, my friend suggested to the MD that there had been an error with the order and it should be reading as 18cms.(approx7inches)
The MD disagreed on the basis that Russian Intelligence knew that his company was supplying markets in the USA and they were playing at International Politics in the hope that the Americans would think that perhaps Russians were superior to them, in all ways.(Space flights, Armaments etc.) The MD intimated that the goods would not go on sale in Russia but further orders would ensue. However, the MD, being aware that welsh folk are sometimes regarded as half-wits, issued the following instruction.:-
"Tool-up for 18inch, make sure all packaging is printed with a Welsh Dragon and is clearly endorsed...'Made in Wales, medium size'
Ron.
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You could be right redman...However, I am signed to the 'Official Secret Act' and cannot comment further because the location has always been kept as something of a secret. Nevertheless you may be interested to know that my friend also told me that part of the production line involves an operator counting along a line of contraceptives and piercing with a needle every 100th one.(They are classified as welsh letters because they have 'leaks' in them)....However, the practice does assist to keep a continued flow on the line for Babies Dummies.
Ron
Ron
I sense that my postings are not being taken seriously.
Perhaps a different attitude will be taken if I tell you that my friend lost his job with the rubber goods company because of a very simple mis-understanding of an order from a firm (I think it was in Rotterdam) who indicated that it was a sponsor of its country's 'ladies national swimming team' and required a supply of caps. He realised that the order had come from Holland and wrongly assumed that they required 'Dutch Caps'.
Ron:-)☺☺☺
Perhaps a different attitude will be taken if I tell you that my friend lost his job with the rubber goods company because of a very simple mis-understanding of an order from a firm (I think it was in Rotterdam) who indicated that it was a sponsor of its country's 'ladies national swimming team' and required a supply of caps. He realised that the order had come from Holland and wrongly assumed that they required 'Dutch Caps'.
Ron:-)☺☺☺
I think perhaps I should tell you a little more before a Super Injunction is placed upon further postings into this thread.
My friend lost his job and then emigrated to the USA. He is now residing in Cockeysville, Maryland; and is living in what is referred to in the States as a Condom.
He is now employed as a cuntsultant by a firm who import rubber goods from the UK .
Ron
My friend lost his job and then emigrated to the USA. He is now residing in Cockeysville, Maryland; and is living in what is referred to in the States as a Condom.
He is now employed as a cuntsultant by a firm who import rubber goods from the UK .
Ron
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