Rear Of The Year

[joggerjayne]

They've got it wrong, haven't they.

Since the day of the Royal Wedding, when the world discovered that she had a very shapely little tushy ...

... the most famous bum in the world ... and the most photographed butt on the planet ...

... is, of course, Pippa Middleton.

How did Carol Vorderman win the award?

The only possible explanation is the the sponsors knew that Pippa wouldn't turn up at the tacky award ceremony to collect her award.

But ... I am right ... yes?

[joeluke]

Vorderman has a great @rse, can't see what all the fuss is about over Middleton, she ain't owt special

For me this woman should win 'Rear of the Year' every year!

http://www.anorak.co....ennis-girl/jky5ip.jpg

[joggerjayne]

The woman in that photo was interviewed in The Guardian not long ago, joeluke.

[mccfluff]

i have rear of the year

[joeluke]

Photographic evidencer McF?

[joeluke]

evidence!

[joggerjayne]

How does a bum "not quit" ???????

[mccfluff]

on its way

[joeluke]

A womans @rse should be, like Vordermans, of J-Lo proportions

Something meaty you can grab hold of and slap when making love

[joggerjayne]

Crikey !

[joeluke]

JJ, I think what trig means by 'just won't quit' is that there is plenty of it and you would just never get to the bottom of it (pun intended)

[joggerjayne]

Aah, I see.

The last time my bum wouldn't quit, I think there had been some oysters involved.

[joggerjayne]

I have a pretty good one, triggs (although maybe a bit on the muscley side for some people's taste).

[Old_Geezer]

Well fatten it up a bit and we'll vote for you next year.

[mccfluff]

i think i qualify on all accounts :-p

[joggerjayne]

Actually, OG, I don't think the award is for the fattest arse.

[McMouse]

I vote for.....
http://f860.mail.yaho...36&fid=Inbox&inline=1

[Old_Geezer]

It has to be less muscular and well rounded though. And wobble a little when slapped. Fat'll help round it out a bit.

[joggerjayne]

Don't know about "wobble", OG.

I aim for "steel"

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