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help, one liners needed
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i'm doing a 'this is your life' spoof on a friend and need some one liners please, things like, i wouldn't say that it was a rough estate but ..... or i would say that she was fat but ....... good old one liners, thanks in advance.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.When i was born, i was so ugly the midwife slapped my dad.
I was brought up in a rough estate, my dad was a rear gunner on a milk float.
I dont think my parents liked me, they made me play out the back with our pit bulls with a pork chop tied round my neck and they told me never to take a lift off a stranger unless they offered me sweeties.
I was brought up in a rough estate, my dad was a rear gunner on a milk float.
I dont think my parents liked me, they made me play out the back with our pit bulls with a pork chop tied round my neck and they told me never to take a lift off a stranger unless they offered me sweeties.