Today Is... "Play God Day"

[AB Editor]

"Balloon Day" (I bet it'll be a let down in the end), "Clean Your Desk Day" (I am beginning to think some of these are made up)

and most importantly:

"Play God Day"

While some of you may indeed be evil geniuses working away in your labs creating monstrous monstrosities against the grain of nature - most of us have to settle for playing god as a pass time.

I wonder what you'd do, given the chance of creating the world again? Mine would go something like:

On the first day he said "let there be coffee" and there was
On the second day he created a tasty pastry, and it was good.
On the third day he said "let there be more hours in the day because 'cor blimey I need more than I originally intended to send" and there was, later.
4th day: He Said "let there be a gin and tonic tree" and there was
5th day: He created lime, because he forgot about that yesterday and really no one wants a G&T without a slice of lime.
6th & 7ths days: Gone fishing.

Your turn!

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[AB Editor]

This sound like a vengeful god!

[redman41]

In the beginning there was nothing.
And God said, "Let there be light.", and there was still nothing; but everybody could see it.

[jno]

shouldn't this be posted in R&S so it can be properly scorned and denounced?

I don't see the point in creating coffee first when there's no planet to put the bushes on, but I don't like coffee anyway so it doesn't matter. So I'd start by creating outer London, with a Waitrose, a Costco and an Ikea, then take it from there.

[Davethedog]

On the 1st day - Nothing
On the 2nd day - Nothing
On the 3rd day - Nothing
On the 4th day - Nothing
On the 5th day - Nothing
On the 6th day - Nothing

On the 7th there was a big bang

[mccfluff]

you forgot choc covered cherries day

i think i'd create a bacon sandwich first

[DTCwordfan]

On the first day he said "let there be an Ab Editor"
On the second day, an AB site to everywhere spread.
On the third day he said "ummmm, let there be AB Dolls,
like the Ladies A and J, mamya, Jogger, JTH, Rowan and Molls
On the fourth day, he created some nasty, annoying trolls
On the fifth day, along came ratter, waterboat, AOG and Moonie
On the sixth day: DTC, NOX, VHG, Seadogg, Dave and many a loonie
On the seventh day, God looked at his AB earthly internet plot
and said "Simple, I am suspending the lot."

[jno]

hey, Mr Ed, how come your event planner didn't mention this?

http://www.dailymail....e-outerwear-home.html

[DTCwordfan]

editor should read Ed (its the aposteothetic blessed software that changed it)

[pdust]

i just put that up in news jno

[jno]

I know, pixi, I just nicked it from there. The Ed has an Events Calendar

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1092158.html

but it seems to have missed out the good bits.

[rowanwitch]

On the first day there was a world green and pleasant filled with cute fluffy animals
On the second day there was predators because the cute fluffy animals bred like rabbits

On the third day there were superpredators

on the fifth day there was man

on the sixth day she got it right and created woman


On the seventh day she created sunday shopping and bu66ered off to primark

[Ankou]

"creating monstrous monstrosities against the grain of nature"

i think, having been to the annual ab disco, nature has done just fine on that front.

[jno]

pfft, dancing round your handbag under a glitterball doesn't do much for your charisma either, Ankou

[Ankou]

and them white stilletoes hurt me feet.

sounds like davethedog, thought that balloon day lasted a whole week. daft sod.

[pa___ul3]

He made it hard for himself didn't he!
I'd go:
On the first day he said "Let there be Paul"
On the 2nd day he said "Let there be whatever Paul wants whenever Paul wants it"
From the 3rd day onwards, Paul had an easy life!

[rowanwitch]

Let there be kindness
Let no mortal ever believe they know what I want and tell others what to do in my name Therefore let there be no religion

[Mamyalynne]

I will stick with 'Balloon Day' as my grandson is one today and I am hosting the party, I may need to call on God later though.

[EleanorF]

Try a new hairstyle awareness week

[mccfluff]

is that where you go round being aware of new hairstyles