Life of Brian and The Holy Grail-Best lines/quotes/

[toonmilo]

What are everyones favourite lines/quotes from these two superb films??

[Guinevere]

Blessed are the cheese-makers

[johntheplamf]

Brian: Alright I am the Messiah

Crowd: He is The Messiah

Brian: Now F**k Off

[goldheart]

"dont call me big nose!"

some one from the crowd shouts out

"big nose!"

[toonmilo]

Holy Grail, we are the knights that sayyyyyyyy.......nee!!

[BigDogsWang]

"You're f*ckin' nicked me old beauty"

"There's no Messiah. There's a mess alright but there's no Messiah"

"Ohhh you lucky b*stard"

I could go on forever here.

[Englishbird]

"He's not the Messiah - He's a very naughty boy"

[guinnessman]

I know it's not a line or a quote, but you gotta love the killer bunny rabbit !!!

[BigDogsWang]

"that's no ordinary Rabbit"

[kick3m0n]

I love the whole "What have the Romans ever done for us?" bit.

[Chillum]

"The People's Front fof Judea???? fnck Off !!!! We're the Judean Peoples' Front!"

[Rumford]

More than a line/quote but I like the part where John Cleese is the Roman soldier correcting Brian's Latin - 'How many soldiers?' etc...

[toonmilo]

Spare a sheckle for an old ex-leper!.................Ex-Leper??

[Hammer]

"Two flat ones, a pointy one .... and a bag of gravel"

[BigDogsWang]

"Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely."

[Guinevere]

"Jehovah!  Jehovah!"

"Stop saying Jehovah!"

Fabulous!

"I have to push the pram-alot!"

Has everyone seen the Lego Knights of the Round Table?  I nearly died laughing!

[BigDogsWang]

"We want....... a Shrubbery"

[toonmilo]

You must cut down the biggest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiitttttthhhhhh................................a herring!!

[toonmilo]

Not just any ordinary shrubbery, we want one with a nice picket fence out the front!

[BigDogsWang]

Who could forget:

"I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus"

[toonmilo]

He W*nks as high as anyone in Rome!!!!