Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

All members old and old are welcomed once again to the Club.


lordalex and I are stepping out tonight on an unexpected gallivant so I will be opening up then dashing off. I hope to be able to look in later .

I'm sure I leave you all in very capable hands...or paws.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady and all guests - Milady I have laid out a choice of outfits for this evening, was not sure if the evening was for gallivanting or stravaiging.

Tonight's buffet is a varied assortment of canapés including the ever popular voltra vons and various cocktail blinis. As a warmer and maybe for during the football there is a hearty Chorizo and bean stew with home-made breads.
(Febreze at the ready)

Tonight's tailcock is the Glistersx , a lively and spirited number sure to please.

For the Rofl:

Framed print of the family tree of the Capulets
Teatowel decorated with the skull of Yorick.....alas
A Juliet cap
and a Cauldron

[flump1]

Good evening Ladyalex, I hope you and your good lord have an enjoyable evening. I will place my poncho over the banister while I go for a mooch .

[ladyalex]

Your choices of outfit are impeccable as always , Mamya.

I am resplendent in purple shantung and lordalex's tux has come up really well...and you remembered the purple cummerbund.
You really are a marvel.
Must dash!

[flump1]

Good evening Mamy, hope you are well. I have a a wire brush with no bristles and a pig in a poke for the waffle. The tailcock sounds lovely, I shall help myself while we await the butler.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.

For the rofl I can offer -

A PC that's as much use as a chocolate fireguard
A printer that's about 1/2 as useful as the PC
A chocolate fireguard

Ah, m'lady's off, I see - more tailcocks for everyone else & I shall begin serving them as soon as I've hidden miss flump's poncho.

[nungate]

Verily Mama, I fear you have gone quite Shakespearean on us this week! I have arrived early as I fear things are not going as well as I would like in the Catalan capital, and I am in desperate need of distraction! I should probably be out somewhere on the gallivant myself, but I am suffering with a painful hip injury, incurred climbing the stairs in the early hours of this morning, consquently I have left both the llama and alpaca at home this evening, as using a saddle would be a trifle hard on my disposition! ..I offer a bag of llama trimmings, and alpaca combings for the rofl.

[flump1]

LiK how lovely to see you, and do hide the poncho well, I fear the alpaca tried it on for size last week. ( I think it was made from it's grandmother's fleece ).

[Mamyalynne]

ooh Nungate, I hope I win those have just taken receipt of knitting patterns for Meerkats.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss nungate - I'm sorry to hear of your indisposition, but hip-hip-hooray that you made it nonetheless.

Your tailcocks, misses...

[nungate]

I do hope you will be lucky tonight Mama.
I should love my usual bucket of tailcocks your Highness, it might help deaden to pain from both of my ailments (hip and Barca) =(

[gness]

Good Evening. May I join you until the grandchildren arrive? It would be lovely to be in a normal place after the strange day I have had. I can dress to gallivant or stravainge.

For the waffle I can offer: One quill stuck in a pot of dried pollyfilla.
Well used tights from local production of Hamlet.
Caliban`s sores.
May I have large tailcocks?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, everyone most welcome, do partake of nibbles too.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss gness - how nice to see you, though I fear you've been led astray if you were seeking "normal"...

A large flagon of Glistersx, miss.

[Mamyalynne]

I shall get a poly back for the sores - (can't be too careful)

[Mamyalynne]

oops ^^ bag

[flump1]

Hi nungate and gness, hope you are both well .

[nungate]

Who's the man? Alexis just equalised! Happier now - though that could be the result of Mama's brillian tailcocks......................hic

[DTCwordfan]

Mamya - the Dutch cap must be of enormous interest to the members of the Mad 50s

Oh woe is me, the Bard is collapsing, but that aside,(more on that later) the rffle offerings:

one capote anglaise
one tissue (clean)
one netball hoop net (from where I have been today), hole in the bottom
one chocolate cake with 1/2 a candle in its centre
one cornish saints gym slip
one Jersey Jets t-shirt, size large
one plane wing branded Flyme.

Good even' to y'all

[nungate]

More tailcocks back in the dumps again...................rassin' frassin' Ronaldo.......................grrrr

[flump1]

Evening DT, now keep you eyes off that dutch cap , I am eyeing it .