Penance For Guinness

[gness]

In February I went to a cocktail party in London. (wine glasses and champagne flutes if Sqad is listening) It was hosted by a priest in his presbytery. Fantastic night if you overlook the episode with the skip.
As the matriarch I had to ensure that all my younger family members got back to their hotels at a reasonable time so, as the sun was coming up, I led them to a nearby taxi office.
We were in for a long wait and the youngsters were bemoaning the fact we had no drink when......lo and behold..... a miracle occurred! From under Aunt G`s long black cloak there appeared........WINE....God knows how it got there.
Despite sharing in these ill-gotten goodies one of the little blighters decided to spill the beans to the priest.
We are now having another party and, despite the distance, the priest is coming.
I know I am in for a ribbing. He is lovely....great dress sense and wonderful taste in waistcoats but a wicked sense of humour.
Any guesses as to what my penance might be?

[craft1948]

Well it could involve going down on your knees.................

[Traci66]

Maybe polishing his candlesticks once a week for a year.

[gness]

Liking it so far. :-)

[Psybbo]

100 bloody ave marias

[firewatch]

Skip episode??

[Traci66]

Gnaughty Gness.

[gness]

FW. If you went all the way to London in a cocktail dress and FM heels and ended up in a skip with another woman you would keep quiet too so I`m saying nothing.

[Wharton]

Hide your wine in case he turns it into water.

[ttfn]

Run that by me again please, gness.

The priest (the one with great dress sense) was wearing a cocktail dress, FM heels and got into a skip with another woman?

[jno]

and was it gness or the priest who went all the way? Or both together?

[ttfn]

I am sure gness would not have gone up his campanile

[jno]

she might have tripped over his surplice

[gness]

I`m sorry...it was me in the skip with a woman. That was a while after the priest opened the door to let me in, I tripped over the brass door stop and shouted Jesus Christ!
However I`m not slow. I finished it with...and all his saints bring blessings on this house. Good eh?

[firewatch]

lol was a moment of needing to relieve yourself and the skip was a viable option?

[gness]

If only that had been all it was FW.:-(

[firewatch]

Say ne more to save ur blushesx

[tonyav]

C'mon lets have it, the skip ?

[gness]

It seems that well armed Shoota
And little Tony too,
Are getting a tad too cocky
This really will not do.

A spell of mixed up passion
A spider and a dove.
Tony looks at Shoota
Those boys..they fell in love.

[gness]

Bu99er. Wrong thread. I can`t cope!

[tonyav]

Oi, never mind casting spells, the skip ?