Famous wine merchant.

[cupid04]

A famous wine merchant's regular taster
passes away, so the boss starts interviewing
for a new one. But he's aghast when a drunk
tramp stumbles in to apply for the position.
Anxious to get rid of him, the boss passes him
a glass of wine. The tramp tries it and says 'it's
a muscat, one year old, grown on a north slope.'
'That's correct', the boss gasps, thinking it must
be a fluke. So he passes him another glass to be
sure.'It's a high grade exclusive pinot champagne,'the
tramp says. Stunned, the boss whispers to his secretary.
She leaves the room and returns with a glass of urine.
The drunk tastes it and declares: It's a blonde, 26 years
old and three months pregnant. And if you don't give
me the job, I'll name the father.'

[magicmick]

you'r jokes are like fine wine they just get better

[marval]

lol

[Jemisa]

I like it...

jem

[McMouse]

Very good.

[starone]

tee-hee, very good indeed.

[JonnyBoy12]

I really think that this joke is taking the p*ss!