Tune in at midnight for my reply and picture.

[moonraker558]

My dearest Moony, this is just for you
I have high standards, and demands, 'tis true
Before I'll trek that ruddy Plain once more
There are certain things you must me assure

A likeliness of you that's quite recent -
Preferably one where your form is decent
Unless your underwear is Calvin Klein
Please dont show me (again) your crack, behind

At 6 feet 2, I could 'just' be tempted
If your rural ways could be pre-empted
A well-groomed gent is my heart's true desire
Not one who has lived in an open mire ...

With a shirt so white - like crisp, driven snow
And hair just like 0-0-7 - you know!
Savile Row trousers that cover your bum
Manicured nails and no 'beer-barrel' tum

When did your bug whiskers last have a shave?
Show me your physiognomy - behave!
Face all scrubbed, a few laughter lines too
This is the man I want to find in you

So no more talk of sheep, beer and tractor
Are you man enough, with the x-factor?
For I'm a lady of certain breeding
And in my own field - I'm quite outstanding

The gauntlet is down now, it's up to you
Send your photo, throw-away addy, too
Here's one from me (to whet your appetite)
I wish you, darling, sweet dreams and goodnight

♥♥♥ xxx

Strictly private and confidential for Moony's eyes only - thank you! ;)

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[craft1948]

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[tonyav]

Link not working, moonie.

[humbersloop]

I think moony's saying all will be revealed at midnight, gawd 'elp us

[tonyav]

How ya doin, hippy chick.

[Mamyalynne]

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[humbersloop]

(mamya) thanks, though I'm dreading midnight on this one.

tony, fine sweet. You?

Just throwing some shapes with mr sloop, who was - believe it or not, a northern soul dj - funny old world... books, covers..

[moonraker558]

To TTFN, the love of my life So you have designs on becoming my wife To become a Wiltshire yokel you must first pass a test Which involves some wellies, denim hot pants and a see thru string vest. You can see from my picture I scrub up quite well Nothing is too much trouble for my Bournemouth Belle If your picture is a true likeness of you now You sure are a strapping good looking cow At 6 feet 2 we are a similar size Which is good when you look into my eyes They say size don't matter and at the end of the day All women are the same size when laying in the hay I've got rid of my straw hat and old rubber mack And sorted out my hair problem with a back sack and crack My finger nails are clean toe nails too I've even had my tattoo's sandblasted for you I've trained myself not to belch fart or piddle When out shopping in Tesco Waitrose or Lidl With fresh pants and socks and shoes that are clean You have to admit I look sleek lean and mean So if you want some of me you'd better come and get it Now that I look young smart and fit Coz at the end of the day I won't wait forever Even if you are a smart looking Heifer The ball is in your court now so trot off over to here Where I will be waiting for you with a nice cold pint of beer I will be watching for you to appear over the ridge And for you a bottle of Courvoisier and KY jelly are in my fridge. ♥

[moonraker558]

Oops.

[ttfn]

Well, you tried Moony :)

I will give you that, LOL. Now I am wondering what tattoos were removed? Obviously, I didn't rate one ...

I am already in bed, with just the lappy for company :( Fancy an early start tomorrow ?

I can smell that manly after shave from here - it's lovely xx

Jeyes fluid?

Sweet dreams, my little star ♥♥♥

[askyourgran]

Lol mooney, you look a bit like that French IMF chappy Dominique Strauss-Kahn. You old smoothy.

[ttfn]

Yer kiddin' me, gran?

Off to google

[Ann]

That surely can't be you Moonie :)) - what a transformation into a James Bond hunk!

[askyourgran]

Well I do have an appointment for specsavers next week.

[ttfn]

Thank goodness for that, gran. Can't stand that IMF chap - dirty, old man.







Hang on a second ...

[sir.prize]

Askyourgran - that's just a French actor Jean Dujardin - not as smooth as James Bond

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Dujardin

[askyourgran]

Lol ttfn....

Thanks for that sir.prize he looks a smoothy but as you say not as good as James Bond and not nearly as nice as Sacha Distel.

[ttfn]

Well I wouldn't say 'non' - just remember the other avs - the best of which was a man trying to collect a reflected moon in a large puddle!

I think Moony's choice is excellent - his dickie could have been a bit larger and his suit looks very shiny, but, all in all, very passable.

[askyourgran]

Of course a large dickie means a lot ....... as far as dress sense goes of course.

[chi-chi66]

ooooh, swoony moony......