The girls are back....

rowanwitch | 07:01 Tue 03rd Jul 2012 | ChatterBank

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The Ladies of the answerbank
Bored with Sailor boys
Had all run out of batteries
For their Anne Summers toys
They'd been there, seen it done it
Here ,there and in and out
Up and down and sideways
And without a doubt
They'd had a great time partying
But felt that they should meet
At Nerther Wallop Abbey
For a brief retreat

they reached the old stone building
they knocked the great oak door
A withered hand drew back the grille
And inside a voice sais Cor
Gness ids back now brothers
Get those church bells rung
She's a friend of father Ted
And she was going to be a nun

She's brought a posse with her
Ladies shoet and tall
Bu66er being celibate
From virtue we will fall
So the doors were flung wide open
To the cellars the novice sent
Cells were swiftly tidied
For the monks had one intent

To the Bell tower some girls wandered
Looked to the lofty heights
the bell ringers wereswinging
Some interesting sights
the girls were getting rowdy
And giving them some hassle
When Boxy got adventurous
And grabbed a bell rope tassel
There was a scream of agony
A monk dropped to his knees
Lets say twas not a tassel
Boxy grabbed to tease

They monks and girls were feasting
Like in Carmina Burana
Many and AB lady enjoyed a good banana
The party was reported
To the vatican in Rome
The pope he sent a message
As the girlswere heading home
The edict from his holiness
To the monks was clear to see
If the AB ladies come again
Send an invite across to me