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RACCOON FUNERAL
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as i said at the MOFC last night, all members of the club are invited to attend the funeral of my late raymondo (i've just realised - this is the first time i've told you his name).
gather tomorrow at the village hall (the one featured in the radio show) at around 1400hrs, with your partners, pets or other companions of questionable repute.
the funeral directors who buried my late father have been employed to do the honours, and will bring in my poor raymondo in a bejewelled pizza box. there will be a eulogy spoken by me - if i can compose myself, and the vicar.
may i ask that you bring the croc? .. i'd like him to say a few words too.
afterwards, we shall proceed to the cemetery 400 meters down the lane to slide the box into a shallow grave.
back to the manor (with m'lady's permission) for a buffet and drinks after a suitable time spent at the grave.
gather tomorrow at the village hall (the one featured in the radio show) at around 1400hrs, with your partners, pets or other companions of questionable repute.
the funeral directors who buried my late father have been employed to do the honours, and will bring in my poor raymondo in a bejewelled pizza box. there will be a eulogy spoken by me - if i can compose myself, and the vicar.
may i ask that you bring the croc? .. i'd like him to say a few words too.
afterwards, we shall proceed to the cemetery 400 meters down the lane to slide the box into a shallow grave.
back to the manor (with m'lady's permission) for a buffet and drinks after a suitable time spent at the grave.
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