"like a" sentences

[tinkerbell23]

Funny sentences using "like a"

Or insults!? Or yo mamma jokes!?

Face for radio..

Face like a painters radio

Face like a stuntmans knee/elbow

X

[tinkerbell23]

Yo mama so old she sat behind jesus at school. X

[erin-x]

Yo mamma's so fat everytime she puts on her yellow raincoat, everyone yells "TAXI!!"

I used to know loads of them.. can't remember any though!! :S

[tinkerbell23]

Pmsl judge!!

Haha erin not heard that one!!

Face like a kicked in shi*e!!

Yo momas so old she waited tables at the last supper

Yo mamas so dumb she failed a questionaire!

[Mamyalynne]

Face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp.

[joggerjayne]

We do thing where you say something is "like a" something else, but for no reason ... and then you don't explain it.

So you might say ...

ChatterBank is like a bowl of cherries, or

Posting on ChatterBank is like eating a bar of chocolate.

[baza]

baywatch back
crimewatch front

[erin-x]

Yo mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family!

I can't believe Judge's one got deleted so quickly!! LOL!

[tinkerbell23]

Face like a robbers dog?

Pmsl jj that confuses me! However i agree with you !! ;0>

[tinkerbell23]

Body like baywatch
Facelike crimewatch!?

A ***** like a clowns pocket?

Smells like a tramps pocket x

[gness]

Bum like a bag of ferrets.

[shaneystar2]

Face like a smacked a.rse.

[tinkerbell23]

Hahaha @ gness!

Looks like a sack of tatties x

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Like a tart's handbag.

[Mamyalynne]

The one that got me to disown my own mother, as we walked along the High Street, behind a rather large lady in leggings....

" Her bum looks like two little boys fighting under a blanket"

[tinkerbell23]

Face like a well battered fish supper x

[magicmick]

A face like a blind cobblers thumb

[tinkerbell23]

Pmsl @ mamya!!!

She has taste like an onion!

Face like an old leather handbag

Lady bits like a wizards sleeve PMSL

[shaneystar2]

My mother was like that Mamya ...and she didn't have a quiet voice .
"That hat looks like a pea on an elephants bum "

[mike11111]

My mother was mortified when she heard me say, after taking a drink of beer, that, "This is as flat as a witch's t!t".