A funny thing happened at the wedding .........

[Ann]

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Do you know any amusing wedding day stories?

[Ann]

I got a wasp trapped inside the two layers of my veil while standing at the altar and my Dad (bless him) had to get it out while I stood there trying not to panic because I'm terrified of wasps!

[Jeza]

When I married Micmak I said my ex husbands name instead of his. Not funny.

[Ann]

O gosh Jeza - what, at the service? LOL :)

[Jeza]

Yes. "Do you take Mickmac" .I take David. I never lived it down.

[mike11111]

As a former church organist I could tell you loads of tales about weddings, not to mention funerals. However, I'm saving them up for my autobiography!

[Ann]

Gosh how embarrassing for you Jeza (and micmak!)
............. my husband once went to a work colleagues wedding and he (the colleague) fainted at the altar while he was saying his vows! Zunk ........ straight down on the floor, his wife just stood there not knowing what to do, apparently she didn't even bend down to see if he was ok!

[Ann]

Playing the wrong hymn mike? "Fight the good fight with all thy might?" ;)

[mike11111]

No, Ann, Fight the good fight was old hat even then. I preferred to play them in to "Dies Irae, Dies Illa.."

[Ann]

Had to google that mike! Day of wrath??

[owdhamer]

Not a wedding day story a 40th birthdaay where the lad organised a day trip to Amsterdam, had a row with his wife and failed to show.

[mike11111]

Got it in one, Ann, "Day of wrath, that dreadful day..."

[Ann]

You had the last laugh if they didn't realise what you were playing ;)

[thenry]

My favourite intro for the best man's speech - And my cousin's bride comes well recommended !

[Ann]

How are you owdhamer?

[owdhamer]

Hiccuping for england. Thank you for your concern. it means a lot.

[Ann]

We are always concerned for you owdhamer, have a good night x

[parkie]

I don't know about on the way to the wedding but on our way to our honeymoon in Wales we got lost. I went into a pub, for B&B in the village of Witney in Oxfordshire, leaving my wife in the car, and a local woman aged about 60 with bright red dyed hair tried to pick me up, plus they had no vacancies, and we had to spend the night sleeping in the car, a Ford Anglia 105E.
We woke up in the middle of the night with torches being shown in our faces by the local constabulary who were checking us out. (Both my wife and I were in the force at the time as well).
To top it off my wife got cystisis a few days later and we had to return home early. A bit of a disaster all round.

[baza]

My sister-in-law walked down the aisle with the tag sticking out of her dress.

[mike11111]

I can vividly remember a beautiflul bride kneeling at the altar with her new husband, showing the soles of her shoes, the left of which read 10/11d.

[parkie]

I've been to weddings where the groom has had HELP writen on the bottom of his shoes by 'friends'. These show up when he kneels at the alter.
On one occasion the had written the letters on the wrong shoes so it came out as 'LPHE'.