Only Fools and Horses !

[thenry]

(BBC1) - This is a bonus for my day off !

[sandyRoe]

Don't waste a precious day off watching repeats on television. Much better to waste it here on AB.

[Duncer]

You plonker!!

[thenry]

Reckon I'm a multi-tasker. Can watch comedy and post on AB from the comfort of my sofa !

[Zacs-Master]

If ŷou want the best uns and you don't ask questions then brother, I'm you're man

[thenry]

la creme de la menthe !

[netibiza]

Vorsprung durk!!

[baza]

Nick buy them Denzel!

[thenry]

lavvly jabbly !

[Bazile]

I've got a trusty broom that's been with me for the last 20 years .
It's now on it's 15th handle and it's 25th head

[thenry]

Hello Dave !

[baza]

Is that our phone Rodney?
No, Del, we haven't got a phone!

[baza]

Racquel is my most favourite name.

[thenry]

I got an 'O' level in Art and an 'O' level in English but I ain't got one in pork ! (Boycie's dog episode )

[sandyRoe]

And the gangster brothers whose father had been in service as a coachman. He was paid about 10/- a week and all the horse sh*t sandwiches he wanted.

[Arksided]

Elsie Patridge: The spirits are with us. A man has stepped forward. A tall, elderly man wearing a black coat and a black hat. He wished to speak to someone called Audrey... No, no Aubrey.
Del: Aubrey?
Boycie: I am here.

[thenry]

THis time next year you'll be a millionaire ! He who dares wins !

[Kiki-frog]

Mange tout, Rodney, mange tout

[Frank97]

Mange tout, mange tout!

[thenry]

laughing at that one Sandy !

[baza]

how do you spell Arrods.
Capital A.