Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[albaqwerty]

a very goodly evening.
A flying visit I'm afraid, the goodies are sooo tempting though.

For the riffle, I offer

A box of spent matches
popped party poppers

[murraymints]

and I could show those wrestlers a trick or two !

[murraymints]

and I could show those wrestlers a trick or two !

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Alba, can I offer you a flask of tailcock to take away with you and a Kitty bag of a selection of goodies?

[queenofmean]

good evening MM shall I put your name on the list for the wrestling? While I am here how is your dad?

[owdhamer]

Gone overboard tonite alba.

[owdhamer]

How far can a Walrus wang it.

[nannybooby]

Ill look forward to the walrus wanging , and the nungate noggin ,dare we hope his royal highness Noggin the Nog will be in attendance.the promise of rumbustifications promised by your generous invite ,has made me grovel in the back of my booze cupboard and I will bring half a bottle ouso ,a whole unopened bottle of Emva cream sherry and half a box of twiglets to be added to the bowling tom

[DTCwordfan]

Fair evening, young maidens......a non-alcoholic tailcock please being that time of year and Co-P of the AB January Abstinence Club.

For the riffle:

1 beer bottle (empty)
1 wine bottle (empty)
1 Sipsmiths bottle (Lady J drunk that - empty)
1 Blackwoods bottle (Lady J drunk that - empty)
1 Cider Bottle - fizz gone
1 corkscrew with no cork
1 screw with no cork
1 twizzle stick with no twizzle
1 champagne bottle (sibs drunk that - empty)
1 bar (not the alchie type)
12 beer mats signed "Redman was here"
12 cider mates signed "gness and sunnydave were waxing here"
1 Guinness surger - never used.

I assume we will be graced with one polarbear for the mudwrestling.

[queenofmean]

Owd...it depends on the individual Walrus

If you catch Igor nanny, he has a tray of Nungate Noggin (beware he's on roller skates)

[albaqwerty]

oooh thank you Queen xx
(You're like your mother, I know, I know, you don't want to hear that, you're lovely, just like mum xx)

Minty, why are you an echo? xx

[queenofmean]

DT - do you not recycle?

[tonyav]

Good evening to one and all, a bucket of Nungate Noggin for me if you please.
Those wrestlers have had it minty's here.
For the riffe I have a Milbro catapult ( no elastic ) a peashooter ( no peas ) and a box of Christmas crackers ( rejected due to there being no banger, party hat, prize or joke in them ).

[queenofmean]

Aww thank you Alba - most people say I am very much like my father but I will certainly take that offer I'd love to be like my mum (well sort of)

[dickythecook]

If I am allowed to attend tonight, (I have spent many times with my nose pressed to the triple glazing) I will bring freshly grated coconut and raspberries for the ruffle. Is there any incahol in the tailcocks? I only ask 'cos I have bared in the polars, but the thought of an intro and outro with a walrus wang, does give me the Doodahs. Are the carriages well sprung for the return home?

[queenofmean]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!! A bucket for Tony Please

Evening Tony :)

[albaqwerty]

Queenie, how about as beautful and sensible as your mum with her sense of humor, but a general nod in dad's direction? :-D

Tone, why is there no banger?

[DTCwordfan]

Excooosez moi, I have no idea how that happened!

[albaqwerty]

Dicky, you're always assured of a decent ride home.

(Lawd, another one I could have rephrased better)

[nungate]

Welcome Dicky, we've not seen you around the Towers before, do come in.
Rest assured after a few Noggins I can assure you you will be under the affluence of incahol..................

IGOR!! Some drinks for our guests..... (be careful of those roller skates!)