Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings from Snowy Nungate Towers.
A warm welcome awaits any Mad Over Fifty who braves the elements this cold winter night. For your entertainment this evening we are finally able to have the Ice Skating Gala, postponed from last week, so it's everyone down to the frozen lake later this evening. For tonight's hot plate special we have that old favourite Potage Bonne Femme - yes we managed to find another good woman! In addition, we also have a heartwarming hot pot, and the usual offerings of volly vonts and horses doovers and on the pudding trolley is a clootie dumpling with lashings of lovely custard!
In addition to their usual samplings of madrigals and toccattas, the minstrels will be playing a selection of Alice Cooper's greatest hits, and a small chamber orchestra have secreted themselves in the garden pavilion to provide the music for the ice skating. Also on offer by the lake will be mulled wine and all manner of hot drinks. Tonight's tailcock the "Snowglobe flurry" will only be available within the Towers as it is a somewhat potent brew, and we do not wish any of our guests to be seeing pink penguins within the Towers' grounds.
For the rofl we have an interesting selection of snow shovels and gritting salt

Sleighs ordered for midnight.

[murraymints]

horses doovers from Tesco ? is there a raffle and can I enter ice dance please..

[nungate]

The horses doovers are all hand made on the premises Murray, you may of course enter the ice skating (cushions will be provided if required) The rofl will br drawn later, tickets can be had from Belle in the vestibule. Can I offer you a Snowglobe flurry?

[murraymints]

yes please and can I have an umbrella in it..I want to look sophisticated for Tony..

[nungate]

Of course you may have an umbrella Murray, you'll find them in the hall stand by the main entrance

[murraymints]

slurp...same again..then I think I'll slip into my ice dance cossie...just wait till he sees how it matches my pink sparkly thong..Gness will be well knocked into touch !!

[murraymints]

it is tonight innit ? give me another afore anyone else arrives..good these cocktails....

[nungate]

Pink sparkly thongs on a night like this Murray? I hope you won't catch cold!

Igor! Another tailcock for Murray if you please..................

[murraymints]

nuvver pleeeze....then I'll go get summit done boot my make up...slurp..Got to look bootiful for tone...reeely like these here , hic, thingumithings...

[nungate]

I do hope you're not becoming all tired and emotional Murray dear. We can always blame the weather for Tony taking so long to get here this evening.
Would you like a little lie down in the Ladies' retiring room, I'm sure Bellewill be able to take good care of you, and assist you with your maquillage.................

[murraymints]

my manky whit..? where's my Tone..sob...luv him you know..slurp...gonna get that Gness when I see her..slurp...nuvver one pleeze where is he ...hic...

[DTCwordfan]

I have ventured north; ski's, skates, reindeer, polar bears, sheep, beavers, fur coats asplendent, facemask, boots, silken underwear, the oneses, toothpicks, and the posh Porsche.
All this to end up in Ishland, aka Shotland to celebrate this night of festies and goulies.

Who's cooking tonight as the Bonne Femme, I guess as we have the hoshmeat scandal there's nothing like munching the ham-hock of a good AB female.

Riffle - from the Chinese en route

One chopstick
One noodle
One chilli
One slice of pok from the wok
One wusty wok
One Pak Choy from Pakistan
One plastic container with sosh in
One empty ginged bee bottle
One empty bottle of H2O minus the O
One pawn cacker.

Why does this keyboad boad not wite my lette between e and t when I type about Chinese?

[murraymints]

DR..you here..ahhh...can you get me nuvver slurp one of these thingies...hic...slurp...him over yonder said I had nuff....not yet..slurp..you know my Tone ...hic

[nungate]

Good evening to you DT, my you have had quite a trek! Did you leave your menagerie in the Stables? They will be well cared for there.
Are your rofl offerings for a one armed bandit by any chance?

Now, now, there, there, Murray, I'm sure Tony will make it through the snow, but you mustn't cast apsirations that he is with Gness until you have proof - he may just be caught in a snowdrift...........

[DTCwordfan]

calling tony a one armed bandit, un peu strong, je crois.

how are you minty, been at the juleps all day?

[murraymints]

think I'll slurp go get ready..hic, wait till he sees me..slurp...why are there three of you DT....didn't know you were hic..a triplet..

[DTCwordfan]

tone is in flagellation mode, minty, I suspect - his beloved Villa (two fans left in Daisy and him) are playing at the moment and it must nearly be finished.

[DTCwordfan]

oh - they have drawn against their big rivals wba - haven't seen him around AB for sometime....

[DTCwordfan]

It was possibly my pregnancy this morning, minty......(on Good Morning ABers)

[nungate]

Igor! Igor, come here please. whispers in Igor's good ear Please dilute the Snowglobe Flurry a bit before you give Murray any more please..
Thank you.


Did you notice that there are black banners over the Towers tonight too DT
our beloved Barca went down 3-2 at Rayo Vallecano - (they were also playing against the ref as well.............) I now how Tony must be feeling

[DaisyNonna]

Evening friends. Had a little touble on the way here, Malkin kept sliding off Eric as the ice formed.
For the roughly I have brought: a chocolate flake, a sledgehammer, a battered skate (chips optional) bag of glacier mints and a glass of advocaat and lemonade. no mean feat keeping that upright, or not drinking it