Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 7 - Scorpio (21 Sep - 20 Oct)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Scorpio's include Bjork, Gordon Ramsay, Oscar Pistorious, Hilary Clinton and the bloke who runs Iran (President I'm-a-dinner-jacket). They are all incredibly scary.

Scorpio's ooze charm and can talk themselves out of any situation, i.e. they are not to be trusted.Send a Scorpio to the shop and he will come back with some excuse about giving your money to a homeless little old lady. Check his back pocket and you will see the packet of ciggies he has spent your money on.

Scorpio's are the hairiest sign and this makes them feel more virile, especially the women. They are also the sexiest sign of the zodiac, but use frequent sex as an excuse to smoke more often after the deed has been done.

Most of the computer hackers in the world are Scorpio's.
They crave fame and adulation and many of the audience on Question Time are Scorpios.

Healthwise they are prone to acne and haemorrhoids

Their likes include silk, comet spotting, proper tea, genealogy and Fiona Bruce
Their dislikes include Immac, sugar coated peanuts, the Portuguese and toads

Scorpios are very lucky in love due to their immense charm, but they can ruin relationships with their intense jealousy. Most spouse murderers are Scorpio.

Scorpios are proud of who they are. Never ask them if they are on the cusp or you risk a good battering.

[hippyhoppy]

Have I missed Libra...?

[mrs_overall]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1226849.html

[aelmpvw]

prone to acne and haemorrhoids ... does it matter if they get the creams mixed up?

[murraymints]

Lol xx

[mrs_overall]

I think that is a Q for sqad;-)

[excelsior-1]

mrs_o

these are brilliant, keep it up (looking forward to saggitarius)

[wendilla]

Have a misread this Mrs O LIBRA IS 23RD SEPT TO 22ND OCT.
Scorpio is 23rd oct to 21st Nov.

[mrs_overall]

Buggeration.

I have now sacked the office staff who typed this up

[mrs_overall]

The header should say 21 Oct to 20 Nov.

Honestly, you just cannot get the staff these days

[aelmpvw]

thanks for sacking someone mrs_o, mr osborne will probably rescind on his promise of a penny off a pint to pay for the jsa

[wendilla]

Hi MRS I only noticed as I was waiting for my one to come up.

[Ann]

//They are all incredibly scary//
OH agrees - definitely when I'm in a mood and setting my teeth LOL x

[albaqwerty]

love it, love it, love it.
(Mr Alba's a scorpio amongst other things)

[quizzywig]

I read somehwere to beware of Scorpios as they 'never forget and seldom forgive'. I am one of those Sorpios - though not one of the sexy ones!

[Psybbo]

Oh I don't know, quizzy. Brilliant again mrs_o

[lady-janine]

you go from strength to strength. you are so clever.


(if i keep praising her do you think she will be either nice to me or miss me out)

[erin-x]

You must have me down as a Sagittarius..... I like being a Scorpio too :-(

[humbersloop]

have a care with the hired help mrs o, remember another supermodel -though not a philanthropist and all round good egg - one ms n campbell, found only woe in that department...


..also, bjork is genius

[wardlaw]

Very good. Full of accurate insight but with some discrepancies. I have loads of toads in my garden pond, I don't drink tea and I have neither acne nor haemorrhoids. I do not lie or steal and I am to be trusted. Most of the rest of it is bang on the money:))

[Ann]

//Their likes include silk, comet spotting, proper tea, genealogy//
Spot on for me Mrs O!
But I love toads!