I have awakened this morning and read that said thread about you being disappointed with AB and you were unhappy.
That has saddened me ;-(
If in the future you have a relapse, then get a group of Abers together, phone me and i will fly over and cheer you up.
I do:
1) My special impersonation of Cliff Richard singing " the Young Ones."
2) I play "Ghost Riders in the Sky" on the piano.
3) a soliloquy of a www2 fighter pilot flying over the South Downs.
4) the "piece de resistance".....a rendition of the "One Armed Fiddler" as i play the violin with one arm during which I wipe my sweaty brow with a handkerchief, holding my violin bow with my penis.(Women have been known to faint during my performance.
For any get-together, I'd advise on an emergency supply of earplugs
(which would cover 1 through 3,
for the 4th, either binoculars or opera glasses :-)