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Better Than The Edinburgh Fringe
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Better than the Edinburgh Fringe. A cut above the rest
These were some of our families favourite jokes on FB yesterday. Thought I would share. Im sure I`ll hear a few moans and groans
My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap
Did you bury him Way on Down ?
I couldnt believe it when my wife told me she loved listening to The Monkeys, but then I saw her face !
Went to buy a second hand TV the other day for only £1, but the volume wouldnt work, so I turned it down
I watched a great documentary last night about how ships are kept together.... Riveting !!
I wanted to buy a camouflage jacket. The guy in the shop said they had loads but he couldnt find them
Last night, me and the wife watched 3 DVDs back to back... luckily I was the one facing the telly
Madonna claimed she owned a diamond studded Rolex, but I think it was just a wind up
I told the Doctor that I have a strawberry growing in my ear, he said " Can I give you some cream for it "
I hate hedgehogs... why cant they just share the hedge ?
I dreamt I was being chased by Robert Mugabe, and I though I could escape by luring him into some wet cement and trapping him there until it dried. But then I realised.. I had set a dangerous president
The police wanted Oscar Pistorius to open the bathroom door, but his wife was dead against it.
These were some of our families favourite jokes on FB yesterday. Thought I would share. Im sure I`ll hear a few moans and groans
My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap
Did you bury him Way on Down ?
I couldnt believe it when my wife told me she loved listening to The Monkeys, but then I saw her face !
Went to buy a second hand TV the other day for only £1, but the volume wouldnt work, so I turned it down
I watched a great documentary last night about how ships are kept together.... Riveting !!
I wanted to buy a camouflage jacket. The guy in the shop said they had loads but he couldnt find them
Last night, me and the wife watched 3 DVDs back to back... luckily I was the one facing the telly
Madonna claimed she owned a diamond studded Rolex, but I think it was just a wind up
I told the Doctor that I have a strawberry growing in my ear, he said " Can I give you some cream for it "
I hate hedgehogs... why cant they just share the hedge ?
I dreamt I was being chased by Robert Mugabe, and I though I could escape by luring him into some wet cement and trapping him there until it dried. But then I realised.. I had set a dangerous president
The police wanted Oscar Pistorius to open the bathroom door, but his wife was dead against it.
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