Richie Benaud during the 1989 British Masters golf tournament:
"Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the greens."
Brough Scott in the new stand at Doncaster race course:
"My word, look at that magnificent erection."
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:
"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
Steve Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude:
"There's something big growing between my legs."
Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."