B00 if you come to Chorley and park on the flat iron market car park, on the back of the pay and display ticket there is a voucher for a free eye test at specsavers. Not sure what you can do about your hearing problem though : )
it wasn't that wrong really...she's just eccentric and as for family viewing, once she took the shells off it was nothing more than a bikini, like kids see every summer at the beach or at bbq's.