Eastenders - Complete And Utter Fiction!!

[netibiza]

I know there's poetic licence and all that but really " A direct flight from Southend to Ibiza today" for Kat and Tommy - Impossible!!!!

[elliemay1]

If Kat loved Alfie so much why did she have an affair with Derek? What was the attraction?

[mushroom25]

//Impossible!!!! //

in the next hour at southend, there will be arrivals from Alicante, Malaga and Berlin.

and from the next timetable change in 2014, there will be direct flights to/from Ibiza.

[ummmm]

C'mon people, they can't make it too real or we'd spend the 30 mins watching Cat trying to get a flight. We're suppose to turn a blind eye to the minor details..!

Ellie...Cat is a slapper. She's a damaged person who finds it hard to say no to men. I think this is suppose to stem back to her being sexually abused and raped by her uncle which resulted in her pregnancy with Zoe.

[netibiza]

Maybe mushroom but we are talking about here and now!!

[Zacs-Master]

You seem to have proved Neti's point rather well there mush.

[mushroom25]

neti says "impossible" - what i'm saying is "not necessarily".

[Zacs-Master]

No, she said impossible today.

[netibiza]

Mushroom at the moment the only direct flight to Ibiza is BA on Thurs and Sundays and bl**dy expensive they are too. I paid £400 lasy Nov return.

[netibiza]

Mushroom it is impossible I live here and know exactly what direct flights we have or do not have.

[Buenchico]

Since easyJet moved in there, London Southend Airport is now a major player in providing air travel from south-east England. However I have to admit that Kat & Tommy's flight seems to have left rather early; the service to Ibiza doesn't resume until May!

[Zacs-Master]

I make that 3-0.

[ummmm]

Neti - you aren't in England so why would 'we' pick up on something so trivial?

[netibiza]

Say no more, I mean I should know, it's a small island.

[douglas9401]

Oi you lot! Leave it! It's not wurff it!

[netibiza]

Ummmm calm down, why shouldn't you know? Some people may think it really exists and get upset when they can't. It was only tic! but some folk get on their high horses.

[Zacs-Master]

Shat ap you mappet ;-)

[mushroom25]

neti - "impossible" implies not a snowball in hell's chance.

as buenchico says, easyjet is now at southend.

so flights to Ibiza from there no longer impossible - and in fact will resume next year.

[ummmm]

I am calm, thanks!

[shoota]

Pop down Joe Spoons and have a snort....

[Zacs-Master]

Yes but that's not TODAY. Is it?