Stars In Their Eyes.

[windywillow]

Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes.

Matthew Kelly sees he is in a wheelchair and asks what happened.

Simon replies, "I was in a car crash with my uncle who died. I had to have both my legs amputated, but they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months time i will be able to walk again".

"Thats amazing", says Matthew. "So tell us, who are you going to be?"

Simon says, "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Simon & Halfuncle".