Is This Woman Obsessed With Me?
Family & Relationships2 mins ago
What Do You?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
A golden receiver.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause
What is a vampire’s favourite dog?
A Bloodhound!
What kind of pets lay around the house?
Car-pets!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing elephants!
What do you call a dog that is a librarian?
A hush-puppy!
What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
You get a mega-bite!
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian hide from his pal?
Because he was already spotted!
What do you do with a blue Burmese?
Try and cheer it up!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse that his bite!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a Concorde?
A jet-setter!
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss!
Did you hear about the cat that drank five bowls of water?
He set a new lap record!
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
A golden receiver.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause
What is a vampire’s favourite dog?
A Bloodhound!
What kind of pets lay around the house?
Car-pets!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing elephants!
What do you call a dog that is a librarian?
A hush-puppy!
What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
You get a mega-bite!
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian hide from his pal?
Because he was already spotted!
What do you do with a blue Burmese?
Try and cheer it up!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse that his bite!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a Concorde?
A jet-setter!
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss!
Did you hear about the cat that drank five bowls of water?
He set a new lap record!
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
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