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A Sweetie Poem!!!!!!!!

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trt | 15:07 Mon 07th Apr 2014 | Jokes
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks as she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got f*****g Allsorts!
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He should have stuck with the Mars Bar, it's out of this world.
15:12 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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She was a smarty pants!
15:15 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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ha ha ha.
15:16 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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...... and he was a moll teaser.
15:16 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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she was after he's curlywhirly
15:17 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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S & M - she used her coconut whip.
15:18 Mon 07th Apr 2014

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