Absolute Proof......

excelsior-1 | 18:58 Sat 24th May 2014 | Jokes

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.....that star trek has taken over your life:-

Saying "make it so" in casual conversation
Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.
Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first
More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
Have figured out the stardate system
Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
Scanning shelves at local off license for synthehol
The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
Memorization of the crew's authorization codes
Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface
Actual serious thoughts about buying that £200 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint
Understanding Klingon
Lecturing any science teacher on how transporters work
Playing fizzbin and understanding it
More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers
You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.
You tried to join the US navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.
You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
You recognize more than four references on this list.
You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.
The federal express chap hands you his electronic gadget and you're tempted to call him the "Captain's Yeoman" as you sign it.
Phrases like 'sentient being' start creeping into your speech patterns.
You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.
Someone tells a joke and your only comment is: "Humor, a difficult concept"
You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it "chirp."
You always win the free slice of pizza at the local pizza place when they have Star Trek trivia questions.
You ask local pet stores if they stock tribbles . . and if they're neutered.
You find yourself executing the "Picard Maneuver."
You get on an elevator full of people and have to catch yourself before you tell it what floor you want.
You walk to the microwave and start to order dinner.
Sitting in traffic you seriously start wondering why you're using this primitive form of transportation.
After seeing a news story about a police shooting you wonder, for a moment, why they just didn't set it on stun.
You get upset when you go to get a personalised car license plate and find that WARPSPD has already been taken.
You see a car with a Starfleet Academy sticker and it seems perfectly normal.
You avoid all stores that carry Trek merchandise for fear that someone will find out about your 'addiction'. :-)
Your wardrobe consists of a lot of black slacks with interchangeable gold, red and blue tops.
All babies start to remind you of Jean-Luc Picard.
You know you watch too much Trek when someone asks you to quote some Shakespeare and you do it in Klingon.
You start making lists of the signs that you've been watching too much Trek