Sleeping With Strangers

[EcclesCake]

I've just had an email from a friend bemoaning sleeping with strangers. So far she has grumbled about:-

snorers,
grunters,
moaners,
talkers,
leg twitchers

Bless her, I had better reply with some suitable words.......

[Mamyalynne]

Is she in a dormitory?

[Zacs-Master]

I hope the money is good.

[anneasquith]

how many hours does she work per week ?

[bibblebub]

does she recognise any of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtoty6IC0X0

[woofgang]

hospital?

[elliemay1]

She must get around!

[DTCwordfan]

//strangers, snorers, grunters, moaners, talkers, leg twitchers// - all sounds like as if it is my ex.

[gness]

But does she know what she does when she's asleep?...☺

[Baldric]

Surely that's how strangers become friends?

[EcclesCake]

I don't she wants to be friends with the musical farter!

[tonyav]

I don't she wants to be friends with the musical farter!


Hope it's in tune !.

[berniecuddles]

we had a curry tonight tone mrs c is in fine fettle

[jno]

I suppose "stop" would be a reasonably suitable word, then?

[EcclesCake]

Performing Air on a Bhaji String is she Bernie?

[berniecuddles]

yep eccles i got a bum deal

[tonyav]

berniecuddles
we had a curry tonight tone mrs c is in fine fettle


Ah, love is in the air then, bernie.

[berniecuddles]

er i wouldnt go that fart .......... er far!

[berniecuddles]

anybody needing balloons blowing up nows the time!!

[EcclesCake]

Spot on Woof!

Yes, my friend is in hospital and has just discovered that the love child of a jack-hammer and an earthquake is in fact a very genteel and tiny, lady silver surfer!

[grasscarp]

I love Anneasquith comment.