Here's Another Hopeful

[Baldric]

John from Windows, very Indian sounding is as I type on Speakerphone telling me about the many problems with my computer, he's been there for about 15 minutes now as I told him I'm not very good with Modern Technology, he's being very patient 'cause I keep saying 'pardon' as his accent is rather strong, or hitting wrong buttons, warned him I wasn't very good. Just wondering who's going to get Fed Up, Fed Up first, him or me. We shall see.

He's called from . . . . 0058488965 . . . . Look out for him!

[ivor4781]

poor *** only trying to earn his bowl of rice baldric ,its the company he works for that wants hitting hard :-)

[ivor4781]

blimey cant even type the word S*D now,think ya get it

[Baldric]

He's just hung-up on me, How rude!

I agree Ivor, at least they were paying for the call.

[wolf63]

The people who do these jobs have a good education, I bet that the keep the family honour by having a good job - I don't think.

I nearly fell for one of these scams one day. First thing in the morning, still in a drugged stupor (prescribed) and certainly not my usual suspicious self. The woman was very persuasive and had an answer for all my questions.

[gness]

01603216195....has just tried to persuade me to buy raffle tickets to help stop under fourteen year olds having heart attacks.....I think that's what she was waffling on about...x

[sunny-dave]

My pens are quite long enough, thankyoukindlysir

[Peter Pedant]

poor Balders and Poor John

The Americans we learn used rubber hoses and dogs to torture their innocent victims whereas you are just using a telephone and your voice....

[Psybbo]

My Dyson needs a service! No it's used very sparingly, can't be more than a couple of weeks old (usage)

[sunny-dave]

Your Dyson with death using it that much, sibs

[ducksie]

I had John from Windows recently, telling me about all the problems and all the jargon, he told me to turn on my computer, I replied I didn't have one,I thought he was on about my conservatory ;) and by what he told me, I wouldn't have a computer in the house anyway, he became very agitated and said "mrs ducksie, you have wasted a lot of my time" then slammed phone down on me ha, I wouldn't mind but I was asleep when he rang, it was he rang me and woke me :)

[Psybbo]

Dave, the Dyson is OH's toy!

[Baldric]

"Sucker!"

[gness]

I never heard men discussing vacuuming til Dyson came on the scene.... now so many seem to love......"my Dyson"

it's my view that Mrs Dyson invented it....☻

[Psybbo]

Baldric!! If this was my thread, I'd award you BA.

[Baldric]

My mate Is 'Henry' Dyson's a bit poofy!

(thanks for the thought sibs)

[Psybbo]

Henry is for the dogs, Baldric, daughter loves it.

[gness]

Oh, Baldric....I can't say it on here....but you must have been in our staff room during the Dyson chat!!!!

MrG was fond of Henry....x

[DTCwordfan]

Oh my golly golly gosh, you hot a shucked up chapati of a conpooter there, Mr Balders, oh what shall we do - I tell you - you give me a credit card an I then don't have to scracth off lucky dip star on missus head to see if I have won 7-11 in United Slates of Umerica. Thank you Mr sahib.

[Baldric]

It was a bit like
"It Ain't Half Hot Mum!"

[Barmaid]

I love these calls. Particularly the accident claim ones. I have SO much fun.

The BEST one ever tho was someone calling and asked me "what is your washing machine called". "bruce, would you like to speak to him"...........