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Hand Job
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I walked into my local pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
SPECIALS TODAY
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £6.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £4.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00
Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walk up to the bar and beckon to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," I whispered, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
I just replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why am I barred?
SPECIALS TODAY
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £6.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £4.50
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00
Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walk up to the bar and beckon to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," I whispered, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
I just replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why am I barred?
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