Cucumber

[-Talbot-]

Anyone else looking forward to a bit of Cucumber fun tonight?

[boxtops]

I might - not sure that I'm in the right frame of mind for it tonight. Might watch on catchup.

[BlackadderV]

Sheer filth. Reported!

[Old_Geezer]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[PankySmooch]

Definately not

[Postdog]

And mine.

[Buenchico]

I fancy a bit of cucumber fun but I'm slowing up in my old age ;-)
http://tinyurl.com/qjfpcpc

[trt]

what is it about, never heard of it?

[Jomlett]

Vincent Franklin stars in Russell T Davies’s new relationship comedy as Henry, a midlifer with a porn obsession who has never had sex with his boyfriend, Lance.

Julie Hesmondhalgh is his sister, Cleo. As the title suggests, the focus is very much on penises. The cast talk about *** and schlongs with abandon. For all that, the episode’s standout line is significantly less blue: “I once got a fax off Liz Hurley.”

[BlackadderV]

...as long as it's not Bananas for afters!

[gingejbee]

Banana is, of course, the dessert...on E4 at 10pm.

[Buenchico]

>>>what is it about, never heard of it?

In which case, do NOT google it, Trt ;-)

[SirOracle]

What's the main course. Ham shank ? ;-)

[PankySmooch]

And it's followed by a programme about that ugly dog Josie Cunningham, why do they waste money on a tramp like that?

[BlackadderV]

I really can't imagine Hayley in something like this:
?
Hayley: Roy, I seem to have got one giant cucumber too many. What shall I do with it?

Roy: **** ** ** **** ****

[-Talbot-]

Why not?
She once had one of her own.

[-Talbot-]

I'm intrigued ....I can't imagine her to be funny!

[-Talbot-]

I wonder if AOG has tuned in?

I know full well sqad will have!

[Cloverjo]

I started to watch this, but turned off after 20 minutes. I'm not sure who it's meant to appeal to. Is it just gay men? It just wasn't funny to me.
Why have Henry and Lance never had sex? I suppose if I really wanted to know, I should have carried on watching, but I felt I was wasting my time.

[Caran]

I only recorded it to see how Julie was in it. Watched 10 minutes then just fast forwarded to see Julie's bits. Whole programme wants banning. Load OD of rubbish.

[-Talbot-]

I don't think Julie will be showing her bits.