Happy St Patrick's Day

Ann | 01:03 Tue 17th Mar 2015 | ChatterBank

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.... to all our Irish ABers. Here's an Irish blessing for you all .... :) xx

Wishing you a rainbow
For sunlight after showers—
Miles and miles of Irish smiles
For golden happy hours—
Shamrocks at your doorway
For luck and laughter too,
And a host of friends that never ends
Each day your whole life through!

Happy Birthday Sunny-Dave

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gness

Thank you, Ann.....♣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOalK_vjLk

Ann

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and now a joke .....

An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.

It's no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.

'So... you've been out drinking again!'

'How did you know?' he asks, his head hung in shame.

'The pub called-- you left your damn wheelchair down there again!'

Mamyalynne

The Wearin' O' the Green

Today is the day fer the wearin' o' the green.
Today is the day when the little people are seen.
Today is St. Patrick's Day, so if ye'r Irish me lad,
Join the celebratin' fer the grandest time ta' be had.

Ya' put yer hand up in the air, the other hand on your hip.
Ya' tap yer toe, ya' tap yer heel, ya' bounce yer knee a wee bit.
Ya' prance 'n dance around the room, n' circle one two three.
The saints be praised, I must admit, ya' all look Irish ta' me.

Mamyalynne

" May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow
And may troubles avoid you
Wherever you go "

Ann

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One of the best .................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg

Ann

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An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

Ann

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Beautiful!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNfhyd0KEz4

gness

♣♣♣....x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sje2VYw99A&index=23&list=PL2B7991FD5E8D48A1

gness

And haven't we all been in one......☺

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp3UsU5pQT8

janbee

Top of the morning lads and lasses xx

Jackdaw33

Now yer'll be havin' a cup o'tea, Fathers.

Yes, yer will, yer will. yer will.

Feck off! Drink, drink! Girls!

waterboatman

Thank you Ann xxx :o}

Jackdaw33

" If you're Irish, come into the parlour..."
If not, feck off!

atalanta

I always thought this was the Irish blessing
"Health and long life to ye
"Land without rent to ye
" A child every year to ye
"And may ye die in Ireland"