My Left Foot......

[gness]

...no, not the book.....the one on the end of my leg.....
It has put itself up for adoption.... :-(

It hasn't been happy since it fell on the ice two years ago and was neglected....

Last week we...the foot and I....were crawling on the floor making curtains....I crawled backwards and a sharp S curtain hook went under my big toe nail and out through the side of the toe.....getting it back out was agony....

So off we went to Leeds...my left foot and I.....with big toe bandaged .....and there I stood on broken glass.
My friends picked out the glass and bandaged the next two toes.....but nevertheless I had a lovely time hobbling around the arcades and chatting up a gorgeous police man.....

This morning, in charge of coffee making, I opened the cupboard in my friend's kitchen and a tumbler jumped off the top shelf....hit my head and wrist and landed on............

.......my left foot......the two remaining undamaged toes.......☺

[Tilly2]

Don't worry, Gness, you have another foot.

[mrs_overall]

Never mind, you still have another 5 toes to go on the other foot xx

[Psybbo]

OMG!

[murraymints]

strange..I have knackered my left wrist today...something in the air attacking left appendages ?

[Tilly2]

This little piggy went.......?

[gness]

Thank you, Psyb for your sympathetic post in my time of great pain...and as for you other two............!!!!!!!

[mrs_overall]

Oi tilly, stop nicking my lines!

[DTCwordfan]

I came home from work last night and saw five toes sticking out from under my bed..

Something was a foot.

[yogi-bear]

Bet you found you havent got a leg to stand on, gnessy :) x

And leave handsome policemen alone, missus

[gness]

What did you do, Minty?..x

[mrs_overall]

Gness, I bet you were hopping mad.

(I am available for corporate events and my next gig is at the Comedy Store....well, the phone box outside)

[gness]

DT...that's corny....☺

Yogi....he was a dish....I only wanted to know the time....well that's my excuse.......☻

[Tilly2]

Have you seen, My Left Foot, Gness? Great film.

[flump1]

Put it in a sling and pour a large one Gness xx

[anneasquith]

great film :)

[Tilly2]

Mrs. O, you copied me!

[Psybbo]

DTC, you should be so lucky!

[mrs_overall]

Tilly, I thought of it first though....

[Psybbo]

I take it daughter's curtains are undamaged?

[gness]

You reckon you'll fill a phone box, O......?.....Ha!

I have, Tilly...x

Flump....is that not going to look a bit odd.....my leg hanging in a sling around my neck?....But I'll go with the large one....x